South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Big Gay Al's Missing Cats: A Completionist's Guide
So, you're wandering around South Park, minding your own business, when you stumble upon a distraught Big Gay Al. He's lost his… well, his very special cats! Don't worry, superhero. We're here to help you track down these feline friends in the "Scavenger Hunt: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Cats" side mission. This isn't just a fetch quest; it's a test of your newfound superpowers and strategic thinking. Think you've got what it takes? Let's dive in!
Before You Begin the Purr-suit
Hold your horses (or… cats?)! Before you start tearing through South Park, there are a few prerequisites. This isn't a quest you can tackle right from the get-go. You'll need to have progressed far enough in the main story to unlock crucial abilities. Specifically, you need:
- The Buddy Power Diabetic Rage: Obtained during the "Bowels of the Beast" main mission. Think of it as your key to smashing through those pesky obstacles.
- TimeFart Pause: Acquired during the "Medicinal Fried Fiasco" main mission. This is absolutely crucial for catching those speedy kitties! Seriously, don't even try without it.
Trust us, skipping these steps will only lead to frustration. Save yourself the headache and power up first!
The Cat's Meow: Finding Big Gay Al
Big Gay Al's house is located to the right of the basketball courts by the playground. He's hard to miss, radiating… well, let's just say a unique South Park charm. Talk to him, accept the quest, and prepare for a wild cat chase!
Meet the Crew: Big Gay Al's Cats Locations
Alright, let's break down each cat and where to find them. Remember, all these cats are identifiable by their signature pink scarves. Can't miss 'em!
Big Gay Blossom
Location: Kyle's House (Backyard)
How to Catch: Head into Kyle's backyard through the hole in the fence on the far left. Use Fartkour to get to the second floor, then Fartkour again with Kyle to reach the ladder. Climb up, break the wooden pallet, and walk onto the wooden beam. Blossom is waiting patiently for you. No TimeFart Pause needed for this one; just grab the little fluffball!
Big Gay Bogie
Location: Woods North of the Farm
How to Catch: Navigate to the woods north of the farm. Look up into the trees on the left side of the screen. Bogie is perched on a branch. Use a Snap N Pop firecracker to break the branch. Immediately activate TimeFart Pause as Bogie hits the ground. Snatch him up before he scurries into the bushes!
Big Gay Shadow
Location: Construction Site
How to Catch: Shadow is in a tree to the left of the construction site. Stand near the edge of the construction area and activate TimeFart Pause. As soon as the screen shifts to the new location, reactivate TimeFart Pause. This stops Shadow from running into the bushes, giving you plenty of time to grab him.
Big Gay Kirby
Location: Unconfirmed - Likely in an area requiring advanced abilities
How to Catch: Information Unavailable. Requires further investigation.
Big Gay Bono
Location: Unconfirmed - Likely in an area requiring advanced abilities
How to Catch: Information Unavailable. Requires further investigation.
Big Gay Loki
Location: Unconfirmed - Likely in an area requiring advanced abilities
How to Catch: Information Unavailable. Requires further investigation.
Note: The locations and catching methods for Kirby, Bono and Loki are currently unavailable. We are working on gathering more information and will update this guide as soon as possible. This likely implies they are hidden in areas requiring more advanced buddy powers or abilities obtained later in the game.
Mastering the TimeFart Pause Technique
Okay, let's be real. The TimeFart Pause is your best friend in this quest. But mastering it takes practice. Here are a few tips:
- Anticipation is Key: Don't wait until the cat is already running to activate the TimeFart Pause. Try to anticipate their movements and use it preemptively.
- Quick Reactions: The TimeFart Pause doesn't last forever. Be ready to snatch that cat up as soon as you hit pause.
- Experiment: Play around with the timing. Sometimes, a slight delay can make all the difference.
The Reward: What Do You Get?
Besides the satisfaction of helping Big Gay Al reunite with his beloved cats? You'll receive a handsome reward! Unfortunately, the specific reward isn't mentioned in the source material, but expect something useful like experience points, money, or a unique item. After all, what's a hero without their loot?
Conclusion: A Purr-fectly Good Deed
The "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Cats" quest is a fun and rewarding side mission in South Park: The Fractured But Whole. It tests your problem-solving skills, your mastery of the TimeFart Pause, and your willingness to help a neighbor in need. So get out there, find those cats, and become a true South Park superhero!